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I don't even know what that means.

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Success rate?

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Idiot

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I don’t know why I’m so tickled!

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Obviously I’m doing it wrong, maybe SA 1 could help us out with some advice ?

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How’d that work out for you?

Uh...ok

SA 1 - glad I could be of service .

Got a friend that’s pretty successful on LinkedIn

That’s amazing!! I have no luck at all.

how do you do it lol

The Facebook poke is the way to go

Copy and paste the message from your last attempt. Obvi remove names

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