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Confession: On the second page of the little notepad in my hotel rooms I always write "get out this room is haunted".

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You should also say "I wouldn't look under the bed, if I were you."

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Genius

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I'm partial to, "Can't sleep, clowns will eat me!"

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Write "help me!" Backwards on the mirror with soap. It will appear when the room is fogged up

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"Who knows what's in the shampoo bottle..."

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Checking every second page of every notebook from now on. Can we come up with something creepier though?

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People need to lighten up. It's a funny joke. Geez.

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Not original. But good one

Sociopath-esque!

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