Cons of looking too young: *opens laptop in coffee shop* "Are you studying?" "NO, I'M TRANSFORMING BUSINESS, BITCH."

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When I was checking in at security at my client site they asked me if I was there to see my parents...

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"How old are you? I'm sorry, I just want to make sure we're not breaking any child labor laws!" - said to me by a client at my first project

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"Can't hear you, I'm too busy CREATING CLIENT VALUE"

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Backpack? Really?

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Haha yes. I get the "are you a student?" all the time just because I'm wearing a backpack.

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I hope you said exactly that. KNOW YOUR WORTH

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Old woman to my SM: "Are you here for an interview?" Because he was wearing a suit with a backpack.

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Thanks guys, guess I won Fishbowl. Bye forever

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Lol "transforming" business

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At EY1, that's funny haha!

I don't know why I typed "at" instead of @ *smh*

Lol yeah, it was my very first project and it completely caught me off guard

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