Considering faking an injury so work doesn’t get in the way of me watching Infinity War opening weekend ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Food poisoning is better

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I'm might take a 'personal day' for it. Everyone will know exactly why but IDGAF.

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Stomach Flu

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You have to fake an injury to free up your weekend?

My advice is to start looking.

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