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Consultant couples: (Me coming home on Thursday) Gf: you smell nice.. (sniff sniff) Gf: did you stay at a Westin this week?

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I usually stay at Ws (and refuse to go to age appropriate hotels - I want to stay young forever) and my wife instead says "You smell weird, what is this glitter? Have you been to a strip club with the team again?"

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@bcg1 again?!

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P1, there is no consulting life without partying! How else would we deal with the overly crushing stress

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Next question ... GF: did u get the toiletries?

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P1 - although that is true, insecure overachievers will still stress themselves out. Can't help it!

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"Overly crushing stress"... ehhh we're not saving lives or anything like that.

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BCG party = hey, wanna go to the library and check out the erotica section?

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This is cute

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Who smells nice after a Thursday at work + flying. I hop straight into the shower. I feel gross

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No true consultant truly “parties”. A true consultants probably working overtime trying to get a deliverable done because they had too many meetings on their calendar to work on it earlier

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If these insecure overachievers consider their stress overly crushing, then they have probably lived a very sheltered life.

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Insecure over achiever here. I probably lived a sheltered life. But I’m stressed. I spend too much of my savings on parties

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No one in this industry parties...regardless of firm we are all dorks...

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You BCG guys bring a bad name to the rest of us. Everyone think we're partying everyday...

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Lol 😆

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Do you guys really party tho?

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Overly crushing stress 😭😭😭😭

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W is not age specific my goodness, if you like the modern shit stay there

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Manager, D3, 2 performer, just found some good senior leaders and learned to manage my workload better.

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^ it took me a solid minute to find the upwards carrot

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