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consulting is like walking into the wrong classroom because you're drunk but the professor still calls on you anyway and you somehow get the answer right. or at least people think you did

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Seriously. I've been doing too much of 'winging it'. I'll get shot anytime.

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Hahaha I literally just sent off something and was like I wonder if other people feel like they are guessing as much as I do

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