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Consulting speak translation dictionary.
Let’s get this thread started 😜

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“(Insert sentence), right” - Purposefully used without a question mark and repeated approx 30 times during a conference call: A public confirmation that you believe you’re correct with everything you’re saying in an attempt to seem a lot smarter than you are.

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“Take an agile approach” - the MD who hired us has a much richer brother who owns some hot fintech company so we are going to make the corner conference room a scrum room and will write everything on multi-colored post-it notes and play poker to decide what to do next

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‘Let’s take this offline ‘= fuck you

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"This a great start" - ya completely missed the boat on this, but I like you so I'm going to use this as a chance to give you instructions again, and yes this means you're going to re do everything.

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“Per my last email” - I’m not sure you’re even capable of reading, but I already did this for you three days ago

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"Let's take a step back" - I'm not really sure what's going on here but I need to say something, so I'm going to buy some time and reiterate something very obvious using fancy words so people think I'm someone who cuts through the BS.

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Digital

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Happy to help - I do not want to help you with your task and I am hoping you can figure it out on your own without bothering me

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Bandwidth - the amount of your workday you spend surfing the internet, looking at social media, trying to find the best meme or gif for a snarky comeback, or having coffee

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Flexibility - the ability at a moments notice to drop anything and everything, cancel meetings and personal commitments regardless of the price/implications of doing so and work on a deliverable (usually not important or urgent) for someone above you.
Antonym: in-flexible - mentioning that you are not available /partially available due to a meeting, class, personal commitment or doctors appointment. Usually results in a talking down, a poor scatterplot and poor bonus

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"Sorry I was on mute" - I am not even supposed to be on this call, was not listening to you at all, and need you to repeat everything so I can make a wild guess as to what it is you just asked me to do.

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“I have an opportunity for you” - I know you are going to hate this but I need to get this work done and someone who is not me needs to do it.

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"Bill what you work" = Bill 40 hours.

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I feel personally violated

Whose just joined? = say your name bxxtch

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2) did a snitch just join the call?

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I specialize in pure strategy - I have not skills other than PP and I can't drive decisions with foundational analysis.

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“This is great step up opportunity” - we undersold the work once again so you will have to work overtime and not have any work life balance for the next few months, thanks

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"Normally what we see as industry best practices": I just read this on a deck before walking to his meeting

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Do you have a second to chat? = I’m going to rip you a new asshole, usually for something minor

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"As discussed" - this is my attempt at creating a paper trail of a conversation we had

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I.e covering my ass

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“Let’s take this offline”
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“How bout you shut up and let me talk."

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“This is interesting” - what the fck is this?

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Leverage: (verb)
(1) to use
(2) to refer to

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“Feedback” - justification for why you did not get the pay bump you had hoped for.

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