Convo starters with a client you just met?

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“Can you sign this?” Hands client an SOW.

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This.

"Love of your life is perfect in every way possible except for when they buy a carton of eggs they draw little faces on them and cry when they crack them open. Do you stay?”

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Of course. Finally, someone who can understand me.

How’s your purchase behavior?

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“So, how ‘bout that Trump?” Then just agree with whatever they say. Then go home and feel terrible

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Another one:
Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?

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Guessing their coffee/cocktail order. Good icebreaker, plus you learn how they like their coffee. (Only gets awkward when they don’t drink either so have a good follow up in your back pocket)

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I feel like I've met a lot of people recently that don't drink coffee (indignantly so) or drink much alcohol. 🤷‍♀️

“So...do you like...stuff?

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Simpson's quotes are always a great conversation game.

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Sometimes I stalk them ahead of time and see where they are from, where they went to school, if they know someone I know.

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I do this as well or if others in your organization have met them ask them what they think.

“Does this infected to you?”

Seriously though, “How’d you come to work in (xyz) category?”

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So...come here often?

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Ask about their industry. Challenges, where it’s going, how long they’ve been it.

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Ask questions that get them speaking about themselves. How long have you been at the company? If recently hired, where were you before? What interested you about this company move? If they have been there for a longer period of time, ask what other roles or brands they have worked on? What excites you about working on this brand?

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TV/movies

Travel?

What’s your favorite campaign or commercial?

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Oh there’s an incident and client got breached?
Nevermind then

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