Co-worker 1: why are you so mean?

Co-worker 2: I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter. Deal?

Me👂👂to 1 + 2: 😬🍿😂

Hello fishes,

For the bgv we need to give statements in protected pdf or we need to make it normal pdf can anyone help

Anyone here work in Kroll share to share some insight into compensation in the senior associate role in the NYC/SF office? I have about 4 YOE

Looking into corporate strategy roles in pharma. Anyone have any insights on WLB and typical pay for SM/AD positions?

My startup suddenly decided to close its India branch and they have given me 1 month to find a new job.

I am looking for a job as a Frontend (React) Developer. Do let me know if there are any openings for me. If you guys can refer me that would be awesome.

My Details : Frontend Developer - React.js,
Exp : 1.5 years.
Notice Period : 1 month

Compensation for marketing positions with 4 YOE? In HCOL (Los Angeles, D.C. , etc.). Tech but not FAANG. Hard to narrow down as there are so many different pay ranges.

My mid-sized firm furloughed most of its staff. Im a first year associate (7 months in) with not that many billable hours. What are the chances I’m next? So much paranoia!

Going through a rough patch, mental-health wise. I have always been a high performer and dont back down from challenges. But this past month something feels off in my head and I have 0% motivation for anything at the moment. Brief run down: work-stress, meeting expectations, fear of failure, imposter-syndrome, negative self-image (probably from all the time I spend on IG… might need therapy. 🥲
I don’t know what went wrong, but I don’t think I’m the only one to have felt this. Sorry for the sads!

During salary discussion with tcs HR round. They wanted me to share the current offer details that I am holding and the company name as well. After sharing that they will match the offer I am holding. Is it correct for an organization to ask all such details.

Has anyone done ovarian prp?

When to follow up after phone screen? Phone screen on 10/15 went well and they said they will reach out to me regarding a formal interview. They did warn me that their HR is very very slow. Just want to make sure they don’t forget about me.

I think I’m done with public accounting. I’m quitting as soon as I get the next job offer

How long will it take for USCIS to issue a receipt notice for petitions filed under premium processing? FedEx delivered the petition on Wednesday.

Husband is a dual US/Canadian citizen and we’re living in the US. Thinking about emigrating to BC (I went to grad school in Vancouver). I know he can just apply for a job and work immediately, but trying to figure out the best/quickest way for me to get a work permit. Should I move there with him and immediately apply for PR and a work permit through spousal sponsorship? Or should I start looking for jobs before we move and try to get a work permit via that route?

If you had to designate a sixth vital sign, what would it be? Thinking about this after watching Dope Sick.

Welcome to AWS ProServe. This bowl is created to allow collaboration with other ProServe consultants

“Just wondering by show of emoji hands if there is sufficient demand across the company for a “euphoria” (slack) channel to discuss the best show on television?”

What is the most annoying “buzzword” you hear on your meetings?

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

I want the juice from the food industry workers 🧐

What would you do?

Your teammate with the same title and pay as you is at your desk all the time for help. I'm definitely open to helping - but sometimes "help" is basically the whole job - it feels like I'm doing both jobs lol and it almost feels unfair that we both get paid the same or very close (Colorado, so pay transparency). The teammate has been with the company for longer than me.

"we don't consider your external experience" (during a discussion about promotions) when I was actually hired on due to external experience...

Am I only one here who feels demotivated now with (long-term) WFH setup?..any advice please 🥺🙄

What’s the WLB like at Google?

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

Hi Fishes,

I have currently having experience of 7 years in Devops/Aws and Kubernetes. I am currently holding an offer of 37 LPA . Which companies can provide me more than this package in India

"You aren't chained to your desk." - The same people that require us all to be in-office every day.

"We should have kept the staff at 50% all last year."

Female software dev: I’m going to have nightmares about his pickle. Radio silence: someone posts lol in chat. Awkward all around.

“I don’t know whether to pause now and have a cry, or power through so I can have a longer, uninterrupted sob...”

Question: How honest should you be on Employee Surveys? I’m in a situation where everyone on the team knows “it’s” broken, but won’t speak up in fear their comments will be traced back to them. Love to hear your thoughts.

Anyone hear about Samsung cleaning out their marketing team out of the New York office? Seems strange considering they just launched a new phone.

I drink to survive.

INTERN: Can you voice for me?
CW: Sure... but this script is for a sale that ended last weekend?
INTERN: Yeah I was slammed last week, I’m only getting to it now.

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”