Coworker in the middle of a conversation with me: "So, the status meeting at -- I'm sorry. Are you just eating an entire block of cheese?" 💁🏼❤️🧀 #Keto

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Excuse me, I was peacefully snacking at my desk when they interrupted me to talk about non-cheese-related topics 🙅🏼

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^ lol ;) "I'm on this cheese diet and it's working: basically I eat nothing the whole day and when I'm about to pass out, I eat a cube of cheese" :)

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^ "the second assistant' name is Emily, so you are Emily now"

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"De De Demarchelier?"
"Get him on the phone!"

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Why are you eating in the middle of a conversation?

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Before I discovered travel/powdered bulletproof coffee I traveled with a stick of butter. That got some looks...

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^don't talk to her. She is incompetent and very unattractive!

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This guy I worked with ate butter. As in, a stick of butter. That was... odd.

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Is cheese a carb?

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I love cheese but this keto diet is one of the stupidest things I've heard of. I mean I guess o will go for it if my dowsing stick points to it... Surprise all the diets that are extremely unbalanced cause you to lose weight. I guess I feel like balanced portions of healthy food with exercise is the way to go.

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