Coworker: “Jane just texted me that Acme Co. is pulling out of Narnia.”
Me: “Jane…who doesn’t work here anymore?”
Coworker: “Yes.”
Me: “Acme Co has never been a client. Did she give any reasons why they’re exiting Narnia that could be relevant to our actual clients?”
Coworker: “No. Cheers good luck!”

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Fishes, bite / like ;) here 11 times for DM

Accenture waalon kisko kitna hike mila?

What do y’all think of rental property investments?

Hello there, I'm a customer support person. My boss just told us to go back to the office when we thought we could permanently keep on working from home.

Please cheer me up, and share some pros of working in the office as a customer support agent.

Does anyone use Canvas? Do you have any lesson for the Journeys reading series? This is my first year in fifth grade and my first year using Canvas.

Have you worked on a water purifier client? The kind that filters metals, chlorine and other pollutants from the drinking water in your home? Please share good brands below. Thanks.

Any vacancies for a Legal Associate in Delhi?

Either at Boutique firm or at chambers of an Independent practitioner, IPR Practice preferred.

Candidate is a 2021 law graduate from NUJS, Kolkata.

She's a fresher, had various internships at premier law firms, has in depth knowledge of IP and related laws.

Any leads would help.

Thanks in advance!

I submitted my resignation from my firm, for personal reasons, and HR asked if I was going to another employer and if so when I would be starting. Am I legally obligated to let them know?

What is the joining packing for an Associate in IB?

Should I watch Industry on HBO Max until Succession is back?

Has anyone been looking for/bought a house in the last couple years?

What kind of down payment / interest rate did you find?

Hey folks I need little guidance I have joined company by virtal onboarding but they are asking us to relocate which i have accepted in offer letter but now there is a situation I am unable to relocate what should i do ? Can I ask my HR regarding this will they terminate or provide me work in our location as companies has 3 work location?Thanks

5 years of experience in data and analytics (python , tableau)
What’s a fair salary for GPS / FED

Looking for a career change, which career path has a higher salary?
Computer science or computer engineering?

Hi

I will be expecting a offer soon ,will be moving along with my family can my spouse work in poland as a dependent visa holder or spouse need to find a employer who sponsor visa like my case?

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

27F I want to steal my boss position50M. I am much better then him at what I am doing and while deputising everyone feels I am managing better then him. What should I do?

Partner: ‘if you are comfortable, it makes me UNcomfortable’

" no one is going to be at your funeral giving a eulogy about how many requisitions you've filled"

- an irate coworker in Recruitment

“ I’m doing just enough to not get fired.”

Bring your kids to work day edition:

“What I’m really concerned with is a head injury”

“Do you have to go potty before your meeting?”

Looking to get some context on Shipbob. How’s the corporate culture?

“What is the Company going to do if people quit because of vaccine mandate?”

I’m way in over my head in my new job and I think I might be on the way out. What are some signs that you might be let go or transferred out?

"we don't consider your external experience" (during a discussion about promotions) when I was actually hired on due to external experience...

CW: the peloton ad is white culture

How Amazon & Microsoft & Google companies are giving solution architect roles to people who are having less than 3 years of industry experience? Is it really they are so much talented or am I missing something? 🤔

Health insurance is for pessimists

How is your company managing the current apocalypse?

Or do they act like everything is fine with business as usual?

"Everyone should go to a Jimmy Buffet concert at least once"

Nope.

Client: “Why aren’t I getting emails from the Chat Bot service? Didn’t you set this up? Fix it"
Acct Manager: *checks with vendor and client had unsubscribed from emails* 🤦🏻‍♀️

After years of being overworked and having requests for help go unacknowledged- I put in notice after 20 years. In addition to this, this job checks every box as far as being a toxic workplace, I made the decision to save my mental health in lieu of a paycheck. It has not been formally announced that I’m leaving, but the word is out, and I am getting the “silent treatment”. I know this shouldn’t bother me but it does- is this just the way it’s going to be for the next 3 weeks?

This was on a conference call with a business partner.

"I am working from home and my kids are able to be at school since it's a private school. I guess that's what white privilege gets us."

Yeah some of us hung up at that point.

CxOs in a consulting firm say discovery phase is a bad thing to say. Instead, use roadmapping or planning. Edit: I’m confused. What’s wrong with discovery?