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I got a dance from this young brunette. Stage name: Fox. I was drinking and doing a little blow that night so I asked her "want to get out of here?" She said "yeah," but I figured she was just trying to get more money. So I was like alright I'll meet you out front. Went outside w some friends and waited like 5 mins then left. I get home and jump in the hot tub then get a call from an unknown number. It's the stripper. She was pissed I left. Went and picked her up and shagged her real good. I hit it a few more times over the next few weeks. One night we're having a few drinks in the hot tub at my place and she gets hammered. She's sitting up on the side of the hot tub, slips and falls off the side and bangs her head on my brick patio. I help her up and help her into bed. Tuck her in and lay her on her side. I'm laying down next to her, and about ten minutes later she PISSES MY BED. PISS EVERYWHERE. Its like 3 AM, so I just shove a towel between her thighs and I take the couch for the night. Next morning I wake up, go to check on her, she's not there. I find her on the back porch absolutely slammed again - just drinking absolute out of the bottle. Took her home. Came back to my house, threw a hazmat suit on and went to town on my bed. Vinegar, baking soda, vacuum, etc. Best check on my bucket list so far.

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Stripper got her clit ring snagged on sister in laws sweater.

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What a waste of money - strippers, I spend it on myself

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Our female intern took over the stage (she worked the pole) when I was a staff when we traveled to another country ... our senior was laughing and bought a bottle lol

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#goldenshowers

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Fell in love with a stripper

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Magic City

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Went to a really sleazy club up north. The strippers were so bad that we were shouting we'd pay them to put more clothes on. We got asked to leave 😁

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A friend took two strippers to the back room. Had them pretend to be mother and daughter. Blew almost $700. Asked me to borrow some money. I also gave him extra so he can go to a clinic for some testings. He's clean

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Rabid Fox. That shit's crazy.

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@SA 1 my dream is Magic City Monday. Had a training in ATL one week 3 miles away but none of my lame ass team would go.

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@PwC 5: how about Chez Paree on Rue Stanley? Went there for a bachelor party last April, and then again in June during Grand Prix weekend. Never again. Don't get me started on Nuru. Yeah...I'll probably avoid that city altogether, indefinitely.

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Seriously? Awesome.

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Went to a club and made it rain with a couple guy friends. Made it so hard and got so drunk to the point that the stripper exposed my cucumber and almost attempted to blow it but buddy stopped her

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What a waste of money - strippers, I spend it on sugar babes

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All I have to say is st. Catherine street in Montreal

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^wow!!

Pwc2 will you be my suga daddy?

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