Cringe...at agencies continually listing jobs they NEVER EVER EVER fill. I applied to this one months ago & I know several other super qualified people who did, too. So step on up VML, you're the proud winner of this month's "Aha! Award for LinkedIn Creative Director Baiting & General Dipshittery"!

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Try connecting with one of their employees on LinkedIn and ask them what the deal is.

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Was VMLYR ever good that people should even consider joining them?

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

This guy wants both the attention and not being called cringy.

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It really doesn’t get cringier than this

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Never giving up that pizza

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I need to get this out there. Unless you literally work as an actually model (wannabe instagram influencer doesn’t count)/actor/ actress, there is no reason why your LinkedIn profile picture should look like a high school senior photo wanna-be-glam shot.

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🤨…I really need to find my new job ASAP so I can get off LinkedIn & no longer see these random a*! posts 😂😭😂😭

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Event/tragedy/cause + Professional model like photo = Exploiting a cause level cringe 🤮

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God Bless the owner of this bowl to help throw light on cringe that gets floated around in LinkedIn.

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Okay there are posts that are cringe and then their are people genuinely proud and want to share their accomplishments. Let’s not act like their story or accomplishment is nothing. Not everyone walks the same shoes. That being said, agree?

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There’s a lot to unpack here…🥴

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Tell me your son never said that without telling me your son never said that. 🙄

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Cringe from LinkedIn, a haiku:

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And it just happened: I was double clicking on a post on LinkedIn because I thought I’m on Instagram, but then realized I accidentally liked one of those unprofessional posts. So embarrassing. What has this Plattform become?

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Interesting way to look for new opportunities…

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LinkedIn out here giving people false hopes

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This person liked her own post.
Also I prefer the lion vs tuna scenario.

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