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Cringe dose of the day - every other new job announcement with a laptop showing employer logo and a bag in the background.
Bonus points if the they send you bunch of goodies lol 😆

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“Assistant system engineer,” I see Dwight Schrute is moved to TCS!

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Assistant TO the system engineer

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Isn’t Tata a sweat factory 😂

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