When your client sponsor was previously a consultant and thinks they can manage your team 🐢
I have a coworker on a project who is not contributing their fair share... I'm afraid I'm already viewed as too aggressive in the group so I haven’t been vocal about it. I think I may stay silent.
When your Midwestern client discovers the remnant henna on your hands from your friends wedding and thinks you have skin disease #cantmakethisup
That moment when your client tells the engagement partner of your project that if his son weren't married he would try to set you up with him...
I love the smell of client value creation in the morning. It's an interesting mix of analyst sweat and tears.
My client POC has been off line 2hours and there's a big shit going on.... :) more business for us
Shout out to that 1 client who gets how shitty being a consultant can be & defends you/your tasks during a project meeting verbal-gang-rape. The real MVP.
When the client you can't stand tells your team to be on call over the holiday break... #byefelicia
When the client calls you "sweetie" or "babe." #fuckoff #iaintyoursweetie #notacompliment
Checked in to my flight for tomorrow's slap of reality and got an email saying that project kick-off is delayed 2 more weeks, don't travel tomorrow. Time to hit the slopes!
When you're on the beach and end up working harder than when you're on a project... #notabreak
Had a debate with some BCGers this weekend. When you're not on a project, makes more sense to say you're on the bench or the beach?
Thinking of switching from AA to Delta based on my new client travel. Any thoughts on the Delta credit card?
If anyone is working on a project at Apple, can you put 3-way FaceTiming in the scope backlog? Thanks.
Everyone who is proactive about wanting to "circle up" on Monday mornings should go "circle up" in front of a firing squad instead. 1 more month of this shit.
What are your relationship dealbreakers?
Just learned that 50% of KPMG is manager and above.... Corporate structure is really flat, or in diamond shape, not pyramid anymore.
Anyone else have to deal w/coworkers that are always having calls on speaker in an open office environment? I feel like I can't get any work done.
Staff II permanently switching from Assurance to FAAS next month. I'm sure each engagement is unique, but can anyone shed some light on what I should expect overall?
What is the average salary for someone in audit (public accounting) in NYC after going through three busy seasons?
For those who came directly from industry, what was your biggest challenge after making the jump to consultant?
Feels good to get done at 5 o'clock for once!
What exactly do corporate bankers do?
Interesting that SapientRazorfish talked about diversity today during the brand launch when everyone on the stage speaking was a middle aged white man.
Applying for a controller position. The CFO is going to be my direct report. Should I address my cover letter to the CFO? Or some ambiguous general term like "hiring manager"?
I'm capped out on PTO (200 hours), keep losing it and I can't take time off due to deadlines. How do I tell the manager/ partner to piss off?
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