D: "Bring your authentic self to work!" Me: " I drink and say 'fuck' a lot." D: "😬😳"

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... wait, isn't this pretty standard for the firm?

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I think Rosslyn is populated by Mormons or something. Everyone's really buttoned up and vanilla. I have tattoos and smoke and don't give a fuuuuuuck bc I have a clearance and can code and my clients love me.

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Yep, you're a unicorn 🦄

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But the drinking and fucking is pretty common

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You're such a badass rebel.

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Lmao to this entire thread

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OP what kinda clearance!? I miss smoking terribly but am afraid it could hurt future clearance prospects

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OP unless you're writing this from somewhere in the Middle East then you are not as special/unique as you think you are..

@D3- ummm they don't care if you smoke cigarettes....

Pretty sure they weren't referring to tobacco

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