Damn I miss Waze

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New to this city and just want to get to the airport? Highways are for losers, take these side streets and enjoy the 4 seconds of warning I’ll give you to cross over three lanes of traffic to make a sketchy left.

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Just cross this favela and if you make it to the other side alive, you’ll save 2 minutes

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Save 2 minutes by taking this longer route where you can drive faster

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I use Waze all the time even now. Still saves me several times minutes after to avoid an accident stakeout.

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Got drugs in the car? Take this route to avoid police

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Bing: You don’t need to go there.

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Waze was the business. I remember the first few times it successfully helped me avoid a speed trap. I felt like I had found the secret to life.

It was straight up like that scene in “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” where HST’s character just drives through the airport fence and right up to the departing airplane, while muttering “I’ve never missed a flight..”

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Waze still exists?

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Wait I love Waze and use it all the time. Why are we mourning it?

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I don't know what it is about waze but if I ask for a really long route (e.g. 8hr drive) it times out. No such problem with Google Maps. It's very weird.

Start with this 3 minute route to end up exactly where you started from, before continuing on your journey.

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Waze is notorious for taking the route through the sketchiest parts of town.

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If you can get through it, you save half the time

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I still use waze. It is the best. Surprisingly accurate speed trap scouting.

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RIP Waze

I still use it

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