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This rule is less enforced than insider trading rules in Congress.

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Hasn’t that been there for ages? I don’t think it’s ever been enforced…

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It's because they can't sell our personal confessions to companies for income lol

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What if the person is an assassin?

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Any major companies (consulting and otherwise) that are hiring right now?

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How is BigID ( data privacy) profile in Morgan Stanley? Is it worth to change profile from capital market to data privacy? Morgan Stanley Capco BigID

What is the consulting industry average for both voluntary and involuntary attrition?

Please suggest a rapid UI prototyping platform that is truly easy to use. This is for my IT savvy end-users. Yes, they want to take a shot at it.

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Our company recently switched over to yellow PPE gowns across the board from our light blue tie gowns. What type of PPE gowns does your facility /organization use? If you do use the yellow do you like them better or do you prefer the blue or some other color that you may be using?

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What are the best day cares in Houston? Had a baby recently and would like to start narrowing down the options in case I have to get on waitlists! I live in the heights.

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Im wondering what is considered "good" benefits at a company, for mechanical engineers.

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Hi,
My offer as Operations Engineer with Oracle fusion apps got struck due to hiring freeze since June 2022. I am desperately waiting on this.😅

Any idea when hiring freeze will be lifted?

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With the Deloitte layoffs looming, who’s got the best summary of DC employment law!?

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M&A Tax Comp Thread

1) Firm
2) Location / COL
3) YOE / Level
4) JD / CPA
5) Base
6) Bonus

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I wanted to know about the Assay development scientist/ Molecular biology scientist salary of Qiagen.

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Got an email today saying I am being considered by the hiring manager for an M&A Integration Program Manager role at Google Cloud. Anyone here willing to help / provide interview tips? Much appreciated. TIA!

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In Mindtree status is showing parked what does it mean?

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Is there any scope that they will release offer?

Thanks

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In an ideal world we'd extend SAH orders until levels of COVID are significantly decreased and we have a better control.

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Nagarro ES Hi may i get referal for Nagarro ES Nagarro or any other companies offering permanent work from home

Having 4.5 years of experience in .net.

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Does anyone have any RAG formulaic templates they've used in the past that they wouldn't mind sharing? Working at a company that is developing processes and we do not have a consistent/formulaic approach to RAG status. I've worked in other companies where we would do line item milestones with their own individual RAG (determined by probability+ impact) that would roll up into an overall project RAG status. But, I'm unable to find a template like that easily.

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So I’m charging jobs due to unforeseen situations to another company as a assistant manager and I wanted to know is it unprofessional to turn down a job after you already accepted the offer to take another companies offer if the pay is better by $5000-?

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Hi all, need a suggestion on this problem.
Next company joining date is 7jan2022, but current company last working day is 31jan2022.

I want to join Next company anyhow, but that is not ready to wait till 31jan2022..
Tried to convince current company but they are not ready to release until 31jan2022.
1. I'm thinking to convince Next company again to let me get into Next company. how to convince them if they are not ready to wait.
2. Otherwise What would be there if I leave current company stra

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Someone said even 12th student with training can do our work!! I disagree. My work is toughest!! Check it out in comment and let me know if you guys agree..

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Bitcoin is an inelastic fixed asset, tradeable 24/7 on a global scale

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Just going to whinge a bit because I've got no one to talk to. My parents have always been terrible with money. As a kid, when I couldn't help, my mom just beat me, so I learned to get useful quick. Since I was 12, I've worked to help support my family. I feel like I've lost my youth. Sometimes I want to just walk, but that'll leave my siblings holding the bag. They're much younger, so they never saw my mom at her worst. She's pretty normal when times are good.

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Sometimes I feel like my work bosses treat me better than my family members, especially one in particular that is quite abusive (mother). Somehow makes me feel even more upset and stressed to think that my work colleagues and managers treat me better than my own family. Anyone else go through this?

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Anyone on here have the AMEX PLATINUM? I know it’s worth the yearly fee if you use all the benefits but any other pros or cons that you don’t see upfront about the card that’s not advertised?

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People with a naturally loud voice, how do you keep it low in regular conversations? PEOPLE THINK THAT I’M YELLING WHEN I’M SPEAKING IN MY NORMAL VOICE, AND PASSIONATE ABOUT WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. But when I yell, that’s obviously earth shattering. The number of times I’ve told my wife I wasn’t yelling is too high.

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Job application: Please indicate how many years of working experience you have using this software.
Me: I just started learning how to use this last month so… 1.

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People who are poor communicators (written or oral) make me irrationally annoyed. The way someone expresses themselves says a lot about how their mind works. For a lot of people I deal with on a daily basis, their erratic, unstructured, unfocused, verbose and inarticulate speech makes me wonder how they accomplish anything at work or otherwise.

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I lost the opportunity to maintain a relationship with my ideal mentor. Just looking for advice from anyone that can relate to such a situation. I know I will eventually come across another that will captivate/motivate at a similarly high level at some point, but, having worked closely with various high-performers over the past few years, it seems to be quite rare. 🥲

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Do you know anyone who after knowing then for years you realize they don't really stand for anything? There's nothing in which they say, "This, according to my values, is my red line and I will not participate in X." They get along with just about everyone and don't have much reaction when they're snubbed or slighted.

Would you call that maturity/zen or cowardice?

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Are a lot of you here Indian? Genuinely just curious due to the many family/cultural references.

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How much did you spend on your wedding?

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I have several the large Toblerone chocolate bars in my work desk and usually get through one a week. More if it’s a rough week. I know this can’t be good for me but I am really loving my life right now.

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Very very dejected about everything in life. How should I cheer myself up?

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Things your SO does/doesn’t do that annoys you but you choose to ignore to maintain the peace? I’ll start… leaves lights on, bites fingernails, chews with mouth open

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If you’re bored this Saturday night and looking for some entertainment, check out your local police scanner

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Went on couple of dates with this guy and found him attractive and fun. Few things seemed off and he works in IB and I wasn’t sure if his demanding professional life was for me. My anxiety got better of me and I messaged him saying it wouldn’t work. Now, I miss talking to him :(

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This bowl is surprisingly conservative/traditional

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i’m sick of going through many unsuccessful recruiting processes smh can someone just hire me plz ;-;

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ChatGPT: Write a story about why McKinsey consultants are so much more attractive than KPMG consultants

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Today's my birthday and I'm happy!!!

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Spent the afternoon gardening and now I find myself laying in bed with icy hot on my back 🥺 wish it hurt for more fun reasons 🤪

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