Dear Fish,

I worked out twice today on an empty stomach, then went to the airport to travel for the holidays. I’ve had two drinks and I’m very drunk🥺. How to fix?

Sincerely,
Me

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Hydrate

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Do an AMA…

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Tampa🥺

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Fries, water, and then keep it up champ

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EYP1, Thank you. I will do that now.

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I made it home alive and having more wine🤩

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No more tonight, tomorrow is a big day.

Why do you want to fix- especially if you’re going to a cold state? I would say hydrate, get to a nice buzz, and ride that fucker home

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Dinner with family 🥲

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Gatorade, toast, advil, water

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Eat. Drink (water). Rest. Things that you should be doing anyway......

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Rookie mistakes.....

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Eat bread!!

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Huh? What’s to fix? Got drunk for cheap, sounds like a win

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🥲it’s a long flight

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You’re writing and punctuation is way too good to be “very drunk”. Try harder.

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It's called Grammarly premium. Please fix.

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Eat something fatty like cheese to slow down absorption

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Get laid (it probably won’t help but seems like a nice alternative.)

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Fries, a sandwich, and load up another beer to keep this jolly Santa cruising 🎅

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Where you headed?

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I can’t 🥲.

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Hydrate. The effects of alcohol are compounded when you reach altitude.

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