Dear Fully back in person…I hate you.

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I’m going to try the “just don’t go in until someone notices or complains then look for a new job” approach.

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None of my pants that don’t have stretchy waists even fit anymore.

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Client today just said they announced RTO. Said “can’t wait to meet you in person!”

I died inside

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I love it! Getting to see people in 3d again! 😃… And you have to be there too, because otherwise I am just there by myself and then I might as well have stayed at home.

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Happy to chip in for the cost of whatever therapy K1 needs to determine and resolve the root cause of the emotional issue that makes them feel this way.

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With the price of gas right now, I am not commuting anywhere unless I'm fully reimbursed! 😂

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*quits and closes laptop for the last time*

Just turn the shower temperature down a little

None of my shirts fit anymore 😩

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