Dear man behind me on the plane:I can promise you that thrusting your crotch forward into my face does NOT make it any easier to put your bag in the overhead compartment.

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@D1: is Deloitte still more difficult to get into than Harvard?

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But seriously, I'm struggling to picture the positioning required for this to happen

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If the man is behind OP, how can his crotch be thrusted forwarded into OP's face? How can said man's crotch be so high that it's level with OP's face... or why is OP's face so low that it's level with the thrusting man's crotch?

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Use your elbows.

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You must not be good at imagining things then

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My bad

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not as difficult as moving ones face away from a thrusting crotch

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