Definition of a consultant: someone who borrows you watch to tell you the time, and then keeps your watch

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Ouuuuhhhhhhh someone watched House of Lies for the first time.

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Interested can share profiles to ltireferrals@gmail.com or DM with job roles and email id to apply

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What is the best way to start your ACCA journey as an associate ? ( knowing i have the first 3 exams as exemptions)

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