Deloitte consultants: At year-end are they going to look at adjusted utilization at all? My client utilization is only a bit over 80%, but I have high adj utilization(over 100%)

When your Midwestern client discovers the remnant henna on your hands from your friends wedding and thinks you have skin disease #cantmakethisup

Sitting next to your client while online shopping-- the miracle of privacy screens

What's your stance on listening to music on headphones while on client site and / or your mgr is around?

First project is international. #baptismbyfire

Sometimes I feel I’ve been staffed on the client site just to be seen walking around the halls. The vast majority of the work I’m doing could be done remotely. I’m no different than a potted plant.

My client's been calling me the wrong name for a month and now its too late to correct him..maybe I should print new business cards and play along..

New manager just walked up the street from the client site to tell me I couldn't email ppt files to clients otherwise they would "steal the info" But they already own all our work dawg..

Am I the only one who finds it annoying AF to learn a new secret language every time you start a new project? Any hacks for navigating those first few days without losing it?

When the client comes in hot trying to prove you fucked up & you have proof in writing that they told you to do it. HUZZAHHH🎉🙌🏻💃🏻

Yo F taking the Amtrak to client...I need miles!

"Everyone's one project away from quitting their consulting job"

When the client stakeholder uses the phrase "riding the struggle bus" in reference to a project deliverable you're working on. Don't know whether to cry... or laugh.

Is it frowned upon to use a stack of post-its to make a countdown of how many days left until you're off a miserable project?

Client said, "...and Mike come on top of me on this" on a call. I think he meant "build on what I'm saying". Not quite the same. Pretty hard not to laugh when other clients snort and look at me.

Has anyone ever had a crush on someone working at the client site? Well shit

Need new Spotify playlist to make my days at windowless client site cubicle slightly less suicide inducing. Any thoughts?

What can be consider the best airline to obtain status on?.I got on a project that requires me to flight from the U.S. to South America and I want to know which one is the one with the most perks

When the client has no space for you to work and puts you in the basement...

Thoughts on ditching your team in the middle of a project because a better opportunity comes along? I know it's shitty, but dog eat dog... right?

Managers that essentially do nothing all day but claim their "guidance" is crucial to the project.

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