Did this twice today... who else can relate?

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TSA: “Have a good flight”
My dumb oblivious ass: “You too!!!"

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Twice a week

The cashier at my lunch place told me to have a good lunch, guess what I said back...

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Barista: here is your coffee, have a safe flight.
Me: you too

Server: happy Birthday
Me: you too

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Auto pilot at its best!

One time at the mall the lady selling perfume asked my friend: "is this for you?", friend responded: "yes, it's for you!".

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