Didn’t feel like this needed to be said but please don’t try to add me on Facebook or Instagram lmao

(But good effort though).


Also, please don’t add me on LinkedIn unless it’s for actual professional purposes.

Cheers.

-Management.

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

Lol you are the one posting w your real name. What’d you think would happen?

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might ping on wp if I’m feeling up to it

You got a Finsta or Snap Premium for us tho?

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👀

What if I slide in with that WBS for peloton?

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Added.

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If we already added you on LinkedIn, do we need to confirm that it is for networking purposes?

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🤜🤛

Thanks Atib. You da 🐐.

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Let me add you.

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