Didn’t mean to scare you with my missing two weeks. We’ll resume a weekly cadence from here on out. Please accept my sincerest apologies.
Let’s hear some of your best/cheesiest Excel-related pickup lines!!

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I couldn’t function without you

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Stop, you’re too kind🥰

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If i had to assign a variable to myself I’d CHOOSE() u hahahe

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Hey babe if i were a function, I’d be LARGE() 😜

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A lady in the streets, but a freak in the spreadsheets

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Because well, I have no life 🤨

Are you sitting on the F5 key, cuz that booty is refreshing.

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Oh yeah this one is tasty

Hey lady, do you want to HLOOKUP?

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