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Didn’t see that one coming...

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Kinda unfair on his part to only wait 15 mins for you while we've waited 2000 years for him

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Well played sir or madam haha

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He is popular

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5 out of 5 halos

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I've let Jesus take the wheel before...

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On a side note, what do you do in Uber to allow for a 15 min wait time? I usually use the standard option in Lyft and think I only have 5 mins.

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Oh my bad, I didn’t read it completely. Uber driver is the one waiting. Disregard all.

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Thank you for making me LOL 😂

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Jesus drives a suburban?

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I mean with world war 3 approaching...

He was driving a Ford back in the days that’s why he walked everywhere. No he upgraded to Chevy

10/10 👏

Amen!

I’m dying love it

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Feeling like I’m in a relationship where I’m much more vocal and affectionate (rarely do I hear I love you’s first, feel appreciated or special, etc). Been in a relationship about 2 years 4 months and feel like I’m still very into my boyfriend but don’t always feel like he’s into me. He does show me he cares in ways I could care less about (picking things up at the store if I ask, spending time with me and wanting me to go out with him regularly) but sometimes feel like we’re roommates CONTINUED

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My husband and I bought a practice a couple months ago. Staying busy for sure!

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How can I effectively discipline a senior executive?

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Trying to learn, newb here. How is everyone buying GME going to take the price even higher? At this point, isn’t most of it on hold? Does holding impact price as much as buying/selling does?

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Anyone done Santa Fe / Toas NM … looking for some recommendations. We are outdoorsy with an infant.

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Hello Guys,
I have offers from JPMC ie 27.5 LPA and Cognizant ie 29lpa ( 70k variable ) + 1.75 lacs JB.
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Folks in atlanta, which is the quickest country embassy to get schengen?

Hi im new here

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Hello 🐠 ! Anyone exit to Stripe? Any insights on the culture? Thanks!

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Has anyone tried using a QR code for classroom sign out? Has it worked for you or just become a pain?

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Hello,
Nagarro or KPMG
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Trying to get into habit of reading. Have never read any books and would love some recommendations
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Name undervalued stocks that will do big things later. Go!

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I'm an Australian who's been working in a major US market for a few years now, and I'm getting the itch to head home. Are there any people working in Aus (Sydney and Melbourne) who know of any (cont)

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Gals who work out 5 days a week... what’s your hair routine M-F to look presentable?

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Do you even play?

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When you’re done with your work but then they change the scope

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3 work-streams....why not make it 4

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Follow me for more professional development tips.

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Especially after a long week of travel and steerco meetings...

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Some implementation there

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Tech implementation projects be like

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Death of PELOTON!!!

Available at Walmart $12.98

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Will also be soliciting job referrals

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New Year Resolution

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Always cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣

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Which firm is this at?

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Everything’s going great!😭🙃

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Ok how is Mck not chaotic evil?

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Remember Friday afternoons at the airport lounge waiting to go back home while sipping free booze by yourself? Pepperidge farm remembers.

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Yes, let’s do that so I can redo all the work (correctly) later 🤯

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Because it is Thursday...

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The client, when you're the first competent person to roll onto the team.

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For anyone else with a Friday onsite.

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