🧞‍♂️ Digging through client docs, you find an eccentric genie living inside. This genie once worked in data, so empathizes with you. If your wish is related to working in data and is humble, the genie will put its nefarious trickery aside and grant your wish fair and square. What do you wish for?

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Our clients to stop asking for AI (whatever that term actually means..😄) when they have a barely functioning data warehouse

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Clean all raw data

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The genie reacts with a daydreaming smile, but then starts suspiciously snickering. Stars whirl around you, and as the magic settles, you notice that all raw data is clean... Too clean. All new data is henceforth entered very carefully into planned out structures, but always into Oracle, as the RAW data type, and with bits rearranged in ascending order. Fortunately, it seems data centers have "coincidentally" quadrupled their janitorial headcount.

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A clean, pre-made view exists for every business problem, I know the name of the views as needed, and I always have r/w permission

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The clients understand their data and will take accountability to curate it sustainably and ongoing.

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The genie grants wishes, not miracles

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All three corners of CAP fulfilled

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