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I have joined Accenture 6 months back, I hate my team, my manager is very demanding and few people are very bad mannered, they treat others especially new comers like very disrespectfully, i cried because of this torture and work load is like working for almost 14 hours, so i resigned, but my higher manager suggest me to change team but asked for time to stay in team, I can't afford to do that...what can I say, should I continue with resign or believe in manager and stay for sometime more URGENT

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Do you guys think big 4’s smaller offices get pressured to work as hard as the team does in NYC? Or does the local work culture take precedent?

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Hello Fishes.. Need your suggestions Wipro or Pwc India? Domain : Oracle ERP EOY : 8

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Is sharing knowledge by doing a free webinar moonlighting?

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Is WLB better at Bain?

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7 likes and I’ll quit my job today 🤪

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Which is best in terms of job security HCL or Accenture?

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Im a CRC working in NYC. Have been looking to transition into another role within clinical research. I was offered an RRA position at another prominent hospital here in the city but I’m concerned about pay. It’s so hard finding average salaries for certain jobs so was wondering has anyone had this issue? If you tried negotiating salary what are some tactics you may have used?

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Personally, I like posts like this one a lot because:
- it forces companies to admit, you were never out to “hire the best”
- long-term loyalty to a company is completely overrated
- it’s finally “cool” to have hard skills and focus on being really good at them

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Hahah some guy tried to take a blanket, the flight attendant said "sorry sir, that's for comfort+" and the guy all snarky "yeah, well I'm a diamond medallion, so relax."

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Deloitte FEP, thoughts on the group?

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