Dimon on the beat, ho 🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺

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The beat was driven by interest margin - but worse than expected trading revenue. Highlights that JPM at its core always will be a commercial and retail bank.

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Bitcoin > JD

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He definitely bought the dip. Classic Jamie!!

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