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Director: "Are you good at PowerPoint?" Me: "I Excel at it." Director: "Was that a MS Office joke?" Me: "Word".

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Man - the dude called Oliver Wyman is funny - I like he uses his own name

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Hehehe very clever and funny OP

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I could make better jokes 24/7 in the office 365 days a year

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Damn, that's as bad as a Dad joke.

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Director: "the Outlook on your career as a comedian is not looking good. Don't quit your day job"

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You could access better material on the web

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P2 I wasn't trying to tear down OP (and OP, sorry if it came across that way), was just throwing shade and adding puns 😉

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P1 is making similar jokes. "access". "Office 365"...

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Wow you're so creative 🙄 why don't you find a way to have a more productive exchange with your superiors

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No hard feeling P1. Cleaver puns. 😊
Thanks P2 and others for the support! Gotta laugh a little in life sometimes.

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Alright I applaud.

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I’m taking “Notes” right now and I am going to put them in “Stickies” so I can remember them.

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"Exchange"^

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D2... time for an Always Deloitte.

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Omg didn't expect all the 💜💜!!!

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There's nothing funny about puns, I can Azure you

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This is a great joke

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Ah shit. Sorry P2, I'm an ass.

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PwC 4 that’s classic!

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^ no worries :) I probably could have worded better

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The cringe in this thread

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If anyone here is good with vba can you help me please

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So yeah 45min plane has yet to move... WTF I want to get home!

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Just requested for my compensation discussion, what can I expect from it and how good are my chances to get it changed If I present a strong case?

Which consulting cos are running Delta IT 😄

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Considering a role at JP Morgan - internal tech role, VP level. Base salary is 150-170

Currently a manager at EY, external client facing role in tech consulting. Current base is 156ish.

Thoughts? What’s JP Morgan like compared to EY?

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Diagnosed with mild bell’s palsy (nerve on one side of face is damaged - can’t move it) and I have a happy hour tomorrow. Should I skip it? Should I ask to work from home while I recover?

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I'm kind of seeing this guy but we only see each other every 2 weeks or so, whenever we have a mutual friend gathering but we text pretty much everyday. Is it indicative that he's not really into me?

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