Director to Client: Oh we’ll get that done, we’re a firm of thousands of people, it’s just a matter of finding the right person and we’re good at that.
Me2me: Fuck did he just say, he means I’ll do it

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“We will pull on our global resources” Your global resource is sitting right in front of you

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#OneFirm

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“Let’s leverage our synergies to create a platform that will drive growth and shift the paradigm"

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Stop lying to your client - just say “What you are looking for is a Unicorn. They don’t exist and if they did you couldn’t afford them. "

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Pwc on a roll

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