Do any of y’all end up spending more time as a counsellor/life coach to your client rather than a lawyer?

What are the best ways to settle nerves before a big presentation? Have a big client pres after the break, I want to beam confidence.

My advice to new joiners: "Don't put ANYTHING onto the client computers. Except your tears. You can leave those on the keyboard."

When your client has a stick up his ass all day everyday...relax and smoke a joint dawg

2016 will be all about developing my client presentation skills. I'm using Trump as my model.

When you have to renew your clearance only to realize this means access to client email again. At least those 3 days without access gave me a break from the noise. #sigh

Trying to convince the SM on this new engagement I'm staffed on to send me to the client in Tampa. Audit consultant = remote work 😒

When you realize you're "going native" (aka too immersed in client culture because you sit there 100% of the time) because your colleagues call you out. #stagedintervention #goodlookingout #grateful

Client switched to single ply toilet paper. Fuck that

How do I politely tell the analysts on my project that no one gives a shit about what undergrad they went to?

That moment you ask the client about the pictures on their desk to be kind and they actually start bragging about their kids.

The two people at my client who are former consultants are literally the only people around here who have any idea how shit gets done.

Anyone else on the bench with 0 project leads? I'm so lost 😕

Is going to a casino after you get off work at the client site frowned upon or...?

Flew to Omaha this AM only to work from hotel all day tomorrow and probably Wednesday due to blizzard. Great use of client money. The things consultants do....

Started a new project this week. Staring at my computer screen doing online trainings all day like 😳🔫

Racing from the airport to the pharmacy - the one near my hotel near client site - to pick up my Ambien before they shut down for the night...

Y'all ever sit near an employee at the client who is just constantly on personal phone calls being bitchy all day? I'd hate to be her husband, if she even can get one with that attitude.

TFW when your client candidly asks you if you'd "flip your badge" #federal #smh

When you're told the client is cutting back on costs so no OT but the workload is 100 hours...so exhausted!

PwCers: Advice on how to set up for a great career round table? Client work is fine but looking for other things. Have done some proposal work but what else should I look to do? I just joined in Oct

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How many first year analysts here started as interns? What did you guys do to get those jobs?

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Changed my company but it didn't update!

Not seeing any other posts!

Reading material regarding US-Afghanistan relations? I want to form an informed opinion on what is going on.

$110,000 offer to be a consultant at Deloitte good? I make shy of under 100,000 so idk if I lowballed myself.

Do you wear your wedding ring everyday? wedding ring is not a thing in my culture

In midtown Manhattan. Why does it feel like a funeral?

Just made the move from KPMG's advisory risk practice to Deloitte's cyber risk practice. Largest and most established within the big 4. What do y'all think? Received a good pay bump as well.

Just now hearing about EgyptAir. They're saying it was likely an act of terrorism. I'm so sick and tired of terrorists. People can't fly in peace, can't go to airports in peace. It's so disgusting!

Over the years I’ve developed extreme social anxiety for work meetings/ presentations etc. I’m about 3 years into my consulting career and as I work my way up I feel it getting worse. Any tips? Cont’d

Does Deloitte offer year end bonus?

What does your religion or culture teach about the afterlife? Things like, are there spirits? Do you pray for them? Should we/should we not communicate with them?

What's everyone's favorite Carry On luggage?

Friday happy hour #1 no more open bar? Time to head to #2.. #thepursuitoffreebooz