Do any of you suspect your coworkers taking smart drugs? I don’t get how some of them can work crazy hours and remain alert.

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Seriously, I have a coworker that is like on steroids! Her work ethic is drugtastic

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I dot do smart drugs, but i realized that with following a smart diet, i am able to work long hours and always be alert! And don't need much sleep either.

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Smart drugs

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Meth helps me stay up for days! Only problem is that I wanna hump everything in my office.

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You mean you don’t? JK or am I?

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No, no job is worth my health.

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Nootropics anyone?

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Love me some L-theanine + caffeine.

What are smart drugs?

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Adderall and Ritalin

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Those don’t impact your health lmfao they’re prescribed by doctors by the millions. If you’re talking coke or molly then different story

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In this guy’s world, doctors don’t prescribe drugs that impact your health.

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Try kratom. All natural.

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I do but only on work from home on a rare occasion where I need to crush through a huge to-do list. I’ve tried at work and I feel it’s too obvious (maybe I’m overly self-conscious)

Mushrooms... coffee

Who’s got some of those smart drugs?

Caffeine and L-Theanine are pretty much all I use. Have experimented with several others, but I find these to be the most sustainable and least intense for longer term use.

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