Do I finally decide to buy tsla shares or calls now 🤣

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Buy high, sell low

Works every time

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There is currently a roof but that roof will be gone when they start producing Tesla Roadster

I’ve always felt late at buying Tesla and early on selling it. Bought 20 shares last week and rode the ride up from 900 to 1050 and sold. The stock makes no sense at this point other than a push to include it into the S&P.

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I had a handful shares 4 years ago cost avg about $300 when I started trading. Stock went nowhere for 3 years so I decided to dump and shift to MSFT/NVDA. Now its at 1300. #regrets. At least I didn't have like 50 shares or anything.

Buy it now and HODL. Lol even if it drops 50% in 6 months. Because people will still throw money at it after a dip and it will go right back up

I don't normally jump in on a stock like this, but I figured I'd ride the wave up and sell in premarket tomorrow. I think it has one more day of buying before it rolls over.

Buy some short shorts instead buddy

They sold out tho 🙃

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