Do men like their gfs make naughty jokes?

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Well he told me a few days back that he loves being inside me. Today he made a general comment that he’s been outside for a while ( he meant he is out in the sun) … I responded saying it’s only been a few days and he’s complaining already

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He sent me a laughing emoji

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Share some sample jokes for us to evaluate

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You should say he can do both inside and outside at same time if he wants

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My husband just rolls his eyes at my sexual jokes and innuendos. 🥴

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Yes

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Tell a joke

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Yes, love it

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What was the joke🍿

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So jokes on him that it’s been few days, make it less

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