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Do people still wake up with purpose, put on their pants, and take the day head-on? Or do they just roll out of bed, put on a hat, turn on Zoom, and just survive the work day like myself?

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Drink coffee, take Xanax, try not to jump out of the nearest open window

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I try not to take Xanax unless the anxiety is so crippling I can’t get out of bed. I feel like if I can make it to noon without Xanax I’m better off without it.

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Exercise in the morning. Doesn’t have to be a lot. Even 15 minutes of stretching. Or a nice walk. That little bit of movement works wonders for your mental state the rest of the day.

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That counts as boxing, right?

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I try for the former, but the latter is king.

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I am lucky if change out of pjs by noon. We dont turn our video on during mtgs. Hahaha!

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There’s an insight here...

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I always make sure my rubber ducky house shorts are never insight during my Zoom calls.

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I'm starting to rethink my work clothes. It's getting chillier so probably should switch from shorts to pajama pants for the rest of the year.

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I didn’t do that before all this.

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Pffft. Pants are for squares.

My kids keep me on a schedule. Every day we’re up and showered and dressed. It’s made a huge difference in how we’ve coped, I think. But there’s no way I would have kept up with it without knowing my kids were paying attention on the very few weekend days I haven’t changed out of pjs.

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