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Do you ever get disappointed finding a super hot guy on the discover Instagram page then in the bio it says “Jesus first”? 😩😩😩😩

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Only because my name isn't Jesus.

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Still better than someone with a bio that says “America First”

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Or that’s it’s full of selfies and literally devoid of any meaningful content? Yup

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As long as I come* after Jesus

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No. You might have a better chance with them because there's less competition when compared to the usual instagays who attract a lot of followers.

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Ha! I’m an atheist and dated a Jesus-first Christian once. It was actually a lot of fun. We didn’t argue about religion because there was nothing to argue about—we just couldn’t have a conversation on that point. Oddly, he told me that if I remained a Catholic (I was raised Catholic—gave up religion once for lent and it stuck), it would have been more difficult. The relationship didn’t work out, but not for anything related to religion. So I wouldn’t let the “Jesus First” thing turn you off. It might actually be fun. Worth a drink at least!

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They’re just in the closet

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I think thats hot.

Lucky. I find it hard to find fellow gay Jesus-lovers. 😂😂😂

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