Do you pronounce SME as shmee or sssmee?

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Who the hell says shmee ?!!

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Reading as Sean Connery

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ES-EM-EE

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Finally sanity

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Smeh as in smegma

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Jesus dude

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this is the best way I know how to respond

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Just EY things...

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Ess emm eee

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SME. Like GRE.

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S-meme

I just yell Sameer

It’s pronounced “that poor bastard”

We're only supposed to say SMR now.. smrrrr

Yes Yum Yee 😆

I always say shmeee it just makes it more fun!

Qrm does now allow sme. We should say sma:)

Or shma if that’s your fancy

Ssmee

Schmeeeeear

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