Does anyone ever wish they were born as a dog rather than a human working in BigLaw? Dogs seem so happy and carefree. Wish I had a tail to wag. Happy Monday.

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I wish I were my dog specifically. He has a very good life financed by my big law salary

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Yep every day I'm reminded how irrationally jealous I am of my particular dog. Especially when she's snoozing on the bed at all hours of the day.

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I'd go with a cat. They get to be dicks for no reason and their owners still adore them. But you're right, being an animal would beat Biglaw!

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Why don't you start a fishbowl: "Big Law - Furry edition" and you can slap a tail on and live your truth.

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Awesome idea.

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At the end of the day my dog let's out this loud obnoxious sigh/grunt like she's had such a rough day. But here she is being spoiled, eating, playing, and napping rent free 😂.

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When all it takes is the mention of the word "walk" or "outside" to get you excited.

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I think Cooley has a puppy play booth at Folsom this year u should check it out

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Absolutely. Someone to feed me multiple times a day and rub my belly when I demand? Count me in.

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