Does anyone have any tricks to make themselves look older? When I'm clean shaven I'm a baby face 👶🏼

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Start smoking cigarettes and increase whiskey consumption. You’re welcome.

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GS gets it.

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It's 2017, start eatin as_s

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Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom a lot more, give up on fashion and when you stand up, grimace and grab your back. Also, when some one talks about the latest tech, look bewildered.

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I suggest having patience

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