On the bench and anxious! Does everyone have a project lined up immediately after a project ends even if that project weren't the top choice?
Just "wolf whistled" instead of saying my name on a client call. My young female client took it as a compliment.
When your Midwestern client discovers the remnant henna on your hands from your friends wedding and thinks you have skin disease #cantmakethisup
It's a little too early in the project to be receiving an ALL CAPS email. Especially on a weekend.
Do you think I'll be able to use ubers and taxis as travel for all future client travel ? Don't want to get into it, but have some license issues and don't want to be driving.
Don't you guys get frustrated when we get emails from leadership saying how well our project/firm is doing, but all we get as reward is their useless thank you email
Yo F taking the Amtrak to client...I need miles!
"Project manager" at the client responds to an email from 3 weeks ago asking for an update. Read the latest email in the chain, dumbass. #notthatdifficult
Accenture folks: where does the position "Junior Project Manager" rank in the hierarchy? Follow up question: what does the hierarchy look like?
My idea of work-life balance is being able to answer client emails and so laundry at the same time.
That awesome moment when a consultant in your project doesn't know how to create a stacked bar graph....
My client POC has been off line 2hours and there's a big shit going on.... :) more business for us
On today's call I'm asked a question directly by the client and I have two other people jump in and talk over me and give a different answer for me. Teamwork at its finest.
First day on new client and all of our questions are answered with-- "Um we don't know...". Ok do you need some time to get your sh*t together before you start paying us beaucoup $$$?!
Trying to convince the SM on this new engagement I'm staffed on to send me to the client in Tampa. Audit consultant = remote work 😒
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How many first year analysts here started as interns? What did you guys do to get those jobs?
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Deloitters: in response to the comp email that went out, for a BTA, what is the cut off rating for getting a bonus/raise? (Background: BTA, not promotion year, rating of 3 this year).
Deloitters - when do bonuses/raises hit? All I can find is that promotions are effective in August but I thought it didn't hit until Sept. last year
So thankful it's a remote week #compensatory
On cue with bonus release, ACN CEO addresses pay gap between 👨 and 👩. http://www.businessinsider.com/accenture-ceo-advocates-for-equal-pay-2015-11
Getting to that point where I need to balance between being shitty at my job so I get rolled off, but not shitty enough to get fired
Does anyone else feel like their optometrist and/or dentist is ripping them off? "We're doing a deep cleaning, your insurance only covers a regular cleaning at 100%" similar message from my opto...
Yikes. "Starwood said hackers were able to see debit and credit card information..." http://bigstory.ap.org/article/1a407af151984a509da82ea0bf4060f7/starwood-warns-data-breach-54-its-hotels
Spending all day on slides that end up in the appendix for a meeting that is cancelled last minute😐
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