Does drinking vodka waters make me seem soft or smart

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Vodka and soda? Or vodka and flat water?

Vodka soda with a lemon or lime is totally acceptable. Vodka flat water is what serial killers probably drink.

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Niether...just weak

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It's actually my birthday, but I have shit to do tomorrow, but I'd like to get schwifty

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I have memories of an intern coordinator who got lit af on vodka water. I say, go for it!

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That or team will force tequila down my throat

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^sounds sexual

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Forget the haters. Throw some limes on them and that's the drink that never gives me a hangover. Soda water is for kids.

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Sounds like you're an alcoholic. You don't want any of the flavor, all of the buzz

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D2: If you want flavor drink some damn juice

Birthday twinsies, OP! 👶🎉

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