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“Does your wife pull your hair during sex?” - what’s the wildest thing a client has ever asked you?

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D1 rules like that don’t apply to women the same way they apply to men. If I heard a guy say that to a female consultant on my team I would have made a big stink. Instead I just laughed nervously and realized that literally any response is inappropriate....so I turned it on its head and asked if she wanted to pull my hair right then and there.

She did.

We are all hourly whores

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Happened 3 years ago. I’ve got a luxurious coiffure, if I do say so myself. Client PM asked me in front of both my team and her entire IT dept. I liked them - they were weird

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I’m ok with lighthearted banter like that but it’s so risky these days

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So I know he was talking about a Time and Materials Contract, but he said he wanted it to be “T&A”. 😳

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@OP By asking her to pull your hair, you indirectly asked her for sex.

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Does your wife pull my hair during sex...🤪🤪🤪

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Huron, pics of your coif pls

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Clarification - I asked her if she *wanted* to pull it. So I indirectly asked her if she *wanted* to have sex. In front of both our teams.

...And she didn’t skip a beat. My hair got pulled 2 seconds after

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This is a real photo of my hair

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Hmm so that's consensual and not sexual harassment.

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