Doing a writeup for a skit about consulting and need some of the best stereotypes for consultants. Help!!!

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Miles miles miles hotel points.....

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https://youtu.be/fvrlT7Pb28I there is a hilarious consulting section

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OMG

Tumi

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Nerds that conflate a slightly higher paying job with being cool

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Talking about work like they were at war

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Allen Edmunds shoes. Funny socks. Leather briefcase (at this point in my comment someone has probably said “check” to all three). Slick hair. Slacks. Whatever else

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Pls fix.

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Brown nosing

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