Doing one good deed before sending in my resignation

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But the kid wants to work a Deloitte. You’re giving him advice yes, but if he still wants consulting under his belt you are technically rejecting him. Idk if this is actually helpful from a tangible standpoint; a bit fked up actually

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3.2 at MBB and I love what I do. Sincerely sorry you’ve been burned. Good luck in your next role.

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“Hey man,

This is going to sounds harsh, but it’s something I wish someone would have told me.
Consulting is for smart people like me. In fact, Deloitte is harder to get into than Harvard.”

Plsfix

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Clown school is harder to get into than both of them. 🤡

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3.5 seems high for D the people I know there were far from that

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Yeah well I went to a state school where the fact that you’re there means nothing

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Are you really smart OP?

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In other words, 50/50

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Hey genius,
You’ve got a typo. It is “it’s” - not its.
Sincerely,
Dumb AF KPMGer

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Having worked in tech, and looking to get back, I would agree.

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Seriously, I miss tech. Don't regret some time in consulting but I can't wait to get back to actually doing things.

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3.4 GPA from a state school and no MBA. Worked for both McKinsey and BCG in traditionally post-MBA consulting roles. Didn’t realize Deloitte was so much harder to get into!

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There it is...

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Not a meme plz fix.
Arrogant attitude plz fix.
OP replying to every comment to boost their piss poor confidence plz fix.

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Sorry can’t help it

This is such an unfortunate post. I’d hardly call it a good deed

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Just because you hate consulting doesn’t mean everyone does. I hate tech, but thank goodness everyone doesn’t think like me. This is pretty judgey and pessimistic, not to mention rude and untrue. Other than that, it’s probably fine.

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What's growth lol

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Where’s the meme

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This message seems like it was much more for yourself than the other person. Why did this have to come from someone at deloitte....

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D7 - hopefully we won’t once this fellow departs for greener pastures.

Not sure what’s funnier. The email or the amount of butt hurt in this thread.

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Pls fix

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I think you're all doing consulting wrong..

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Lol read OPs response to BCG1 - he actually quotes the D BS about Harvard Hahahaha

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For sarcasm to work, it has to be funny.

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I would remove the "for smart people part"

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You can do tech and consulting at the same time.
All my time in Deloitte I’ve been programming and developing stuff people now use every day.

C1 I’ve no idea of what that means. Is it an American thing? I’m a simple Scandinavian.

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Still waiting to see what the good deed was.

I'd ask them to look into a little gem called McBee 🐝

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