Don’t judge me, I’m just struggling this year. Mother’s Day Gift ideas?

No idea when I'm quitting but I can't wait to send my ready-made "farewell" email draft. Had this baby ready for the last 3 months.

First week training power point has scatterplot slide and kid raises his hand and tells the whole class that it looks like an "inappropriate splatter"

Pandora on my drive back home after 13 hours in the office - "All I wanna do is drive home to you, baby I'm faded". Recently broken up. Also, going home to a douche roommate. Oh, the cruelty! 🙁

Child on my flight playing a learning game with no head phones. "Touch the h... Awesome!" Once we're in the air it will be "touch that Q one more time and I'm breaking your game"

Lol you know he's the one when his dirty talk is "Baby, I'm from MBB." #nohate #allfun

That moment of dread when a mom with a baby sits in your row. Guess I'm not sleeping this morning. 😨

Fresh analyst joins the project. Attempts to school the team on how to do Vegas right. Im just too tired to give a shit on Monday night dinner, so enjoy the spotlight kid.

Do any of you have kids? If so do you find working for the big four manageable with a child?

Thought I was pregnant with twins, turns out I just got fat #manprobz

I swear to the sweet baby Jesus that contractors give up some of their brain when they join a vendor.

Overheard on the flight: old white male says to an Asian lady: 'cute china doll you have there' in reference to her baby. Asian lady's response: we are not Chinese nor from China.

Anyone else want to punch the kid in the face that plays Peter Pan in the Geico commercial?

I can trace my anxiety from vacuums back to when my mom would use it to passive aggressively wake me up on the weekends as a kid. Could we relieve custodians of this duty for just the next few days?

We need to get Consulting firms to pay to freeze our eggs - wtf am I supposed to do, bring a baby on the flight and feed it lounge food when I decide I'm ready?!

I'm pregnant with my managers child 😳

After busy season - people leave or people get pregnant

Hartsfield just announced that effective tomorrow, the South security checkpoint is closed for three weeks. Sweet mother of god...

From one mother to another, happy Mother's Day to all the consulting Mamis! It's not easy leaving our little ones for the week. Continue re-defining motherhood.

Can I expense a $500 rose bouquet for my Mother? I think that's okay..

When the girl you are dating takes you babysit her cousin's baby 👶🏻

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Favorite movie of all time? Name yours:

What are some less glamorous companies in industry (non tech roles) that Consultants should consider in their exit strategies?

Thoughts on an online MBA. Is it as beneficial as getting an MBA from the classroom?

Opening the email with client feedback on our draft deliverable like: bite the pillow it's coming in dry!

Working remote tomorrow. Time to break out the Broncos themed Jello shots!! 🔶🔷

My idea of work-life balance is being able to answer client emails and so laundry at the same time.

So good to be home and not on a flight on a Monday morning for once! 😎

I just got an email from the Marriott I usually stay at saying "We can't wait to see you again!" Am I in too deep?

Anyone in KPMG willing to give a friend in industry a referral? Happy to chat on their background via DM

Things to do when a partner leaves the company:

Thoughts/Experience with PT MBA? Hard for me to justify going FT.

People on here always bragging about their one night stand and I'm just over here like, "I've got two night stands on either side of this Marriott king size bed."

A/S/L? Hahaha 😘

For $225k offer is $25k signing bonus reasonable?

Applying to new jobs and need advice: how do you approach the cover letter section? If it says "optional" do you include one or not? #torn