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Sweet Purell Gel... bah bah BAH!

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This was the one I saw:

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Hi Fishes,

My tech is .net application support and yoe is 5. What is the percentage hike that I can expect on the basis of my skill.

I have seen people commenting like your expectation should be YOE * 3 (This is just an example I am referring from another post and this has been not told to me)

As per the above logic, what should be my expectations as per the current market standard. Any suggestions will be helpful

TIA

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Happy World Mental Health Day to everyone out there working another Saturday in 2020.

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Can anyone tell me what a territory sales leader makes per year?

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**Off topic**
Was born in 98.
2015-12th PCMB 90% state board. Wanted to be a doctor.
Dropped 2 year for it. Couldn't get the desired seat.
So joined govt engineering college.(kind of studied for free with scholarship-40k ) Completed my graduation in 21. Got on campus placement, finally started my Journey.
Sometimes I feel mad/bad about my failures. Sometimes feel like why i dropped, why i took that risk??
The thing is I can't get it out of my headDon't know for how long it will be botheringME.

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As if 2020 wasn't bad enough...McCauley Caulkin just turned 40. Feel old yet?

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Just got out of a meeting with a client. Talk about uncomfortable- they'd fired their director that morning and he ran in screaming at the team. They ended up calling security to kick him out!

What are some things your schools do for staff self care?

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Dies morgan has office in Hyderabad and do they negotiate on location?

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Hello, I am a new grad with a doctorate in OT. I just got an offer for a job working at a private school. The offer is 58K with benefits. 15 days PTO. Do you guys think I can negotiate the salary to 70K, which based on my research is the average pay for my level of experience and education? Or is that too much to ask?

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I have a offer of Cisco SBG( security business group) with 2.5 yoe as data engineer any one have idea what this group do there and future prospects after joining it ?

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Need potential reference to start career as civil structural design engineer in Bangalore. Have 4YOE in academia as Asst. Prof.

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http://www.drhatemalhaj.com/qa/index.php/2011/03/25/all-about-food/

A good summation of halal and haram for different food products. Dr Hatem is an Islamic scholar and a medical doctor fyi.

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Hello all! I was reached out by Publicis Sapient for their Technology Strategy Consulting team and by Capco. Does anyone know what's the work life balance/pay at both of these firms? I am currently at EY under tech consulting making 90K a year in NYC with 1.5 YOE Staff 2 but I do feel I am feeling a bit burnt out at EY. I was wondering if I should wait until I hit Senior then start recruiting with the Senior title or just start recruiting now. Thanks!

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Hi Guys,

Can someone help me know the ways to get a project release in Accenture. I tried my level best in convincing my manager but they aren’t ready to leave as I’m the crucial resource.

1) My reasons for release request is that no timely promotions/recognitions inspite of being imp resource.
2) Learning scope is too low

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Head of production salary in London?

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Folks who moved from MBB to a top-tier tech firm (E.g. FAANG): how does the talent compare between the two?

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Anyone use a Mac for work? Can it handle Excel and PPT?

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Hi fishes
Currently have a data analyst offer from Groww(16.5 CTC).
Yoe-1.5 yrs
Tier 1 college (NIT).
Is it the max I could get, or should i try some more.
Can anyone suggest any specific companies which i should try?

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Who hasn't cursed their email? Totes guilty here.

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I’ll get right on that....

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Uncle scar, you're so weird

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Partner on day 1 of every project 💀🔫

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After 6 months of Couch Potato life, this is all a 25 years old in his prime could give while listening to 'I feel like a Monster' at full volume.

I guess, life is a meme now🥴

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When I cc, it’s never because I think it’s helpful

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The joys of working a hot sector...

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Me when my manager mumbles incoherently

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This yes 100% 🙌

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Aka consulting Barbie

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Sounds about right

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Don’t talk to me until 1pm please

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Enhancing my resume ...

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When you find out you’re getting promoted

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Anyone else have mandatory in-person all-day training in an office not in your home city the Friday before Memorial Day? Yeah... lucky me.

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I choose to drive the convertible in hopes I can one day drive a truck full of shit

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When layoffs are coming

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Viral VC rejection email making its way around Finmeme accounts c/o Litquidity. Might be the most obnoxious rejection email I’ve ever read. And it’s for a no-name $5M AUM firm in Ohio 💀😹

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