"Don't worry, you'll be rewarded down the line..."

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And that's how you keep a pyramid going!

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Is that ever true?

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Literally never

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Never gonna happen. This is one of the many reasons 2020 salaries in our industry are the same as what we were making in 1998. Sad, but true.

100% true

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