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Dress conservatively for my first holiday party at the firm or slut it up and just dazzle everyone with my wit?!

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Slut it up!!!

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I love sluts. - sincerely, manwhore

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Don't forget to get blacked out drunk and sleep with partners.

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Conservative slut...

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Get it gurl

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Dress conservative and bring your wit. You'll probably get that label either way.

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Slut level: Kesha

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Wait, OP could be a dude...but still slut probably.

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Slut it upppp! I did the same for our holiday party. Who cares?

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Please slut it up. For everyone else's entertainment

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Conservative... I made that mistake and ended up extremely regretful the next morning

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Well it was mostly a joke, sooo...

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I went conservative and everyone still wanted to sleep with me so that was nice (jk!)

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Just a dash of slut, and this is the eternal struggle!!! If you're young and single rock it while you still can.

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Anyone else really hate the word slut?

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Flirt and Slut to make the Cut

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How do you want your coworkers to think of you? Sounds like a great idea if you want them to think you're a slut.

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Slut out so the rest of us can nut out

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Slit it up and dazzle everyone with your wit 😎

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Slooooot

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